FUNNY POEMS: “My mum is an Alien”

I THINK MY MUM IS AN ALIEN, NO REALLY , HONESTLY, IT’S TRUE,
SHE SAYS SHE HAS EYES IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD,
WELL THAT’S A FLIPPIN’ BIG CLUE.

POEMS ABOUT DOGS: “True love”

I never believed in love at first sight,
Until our eyes met across the room.
Now I’ve had a change of heart,
In an instant, love began to bloom.