HUMOROUS POEMS: “Bifocal Trouble”

The wise optician smiled and said:
“The upper half to look ahead;
The lower half whereby to read;
And thus one pair is all you need.
Have patience; in a week or two
Bifocals will not trouble you.”

FUNNY POEMS: “Diet time”

Seeing myself in the mirror I thought,
A diet wouldn’t do me any harm, Losing a few kilos should be helpful, Overweight could cause some alarm.

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